Breeches and Phat Lute

*tries a new song out on Firenze’s inhabitants*

Gainfully employed by Juan Borgia the Elder!

bringmefeathers:

#IN THE DISTANT FUTURE

# In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.

BUT WE LOVE YOU!

*singing beneath Lorenzo’s window*

With Firenze’s coffers plundered

He double-checked the books

A ruler with a banker’s mind

Certainly not elected based on looks

*TWANG*

Oooooo, Lorenzo the Magnificient

Hailed in legend and in verse

Married Clarice the Benevolent

Who kept his balls safe in her purse

*STRUM*

/Minstrels being Minstrels

yesterdayson asked: *tripped out* Oh! What are those? *peers at glow-sticks*

WHAT?  WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!

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