Breeches and Phat Lute
With Firenze’s coffers plundered
He double-checked the books
A ruler with a banker’s mind
Certainly not elected based on looks
*TWANG*
Oooooo, Lorenzo the Magnificient
Hailed in legend and in verse
Married Clarice the Benevolent
Who kept his balls safe in her purse
*STRUM*
yesterdayson asked: *tripped out* Oh! What are those? *peers at glow-sticks*

WHAT? WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!
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